Zeppelins in a Fog

You may have heard of a Dog and maggot. That's diner lingo for Cracker and cheese. Or maybe you're more familiar the term "java" That's the Diner term for coffee. But there are just some things that happen at diners that can't be explained by this shorthand. See for yourself.


Other Translations:
BB PComks = Blueberry Pancakes
Bocon = Bacon


French Toast and Cherry Topping


The Coke part is ok, but cofe?

People Who Look Like Things: Week 1

It is said that everyone has a twin lurking somewhere, A doppelganger. Enough said.

Grimace and Rosie Odonnell
Czech back next week for more "People Who Look Like Things"

Oldies, but Goodies.

If ever you wanted to abandon the Christmas spirit, spend the day with an old woman who speaks in falsetto Yiddish. What's the deal with Senior citizens? We must stop modern medicine in it's tracks. Where are the good old days when people died at the ripe old age of 30? If humans were meant to live to 100 years old, they would not revert back into fetuses.

Caveman Sighting at Coffee House

Recently we spotted the Geiko Caveman at a local coffee house. We'll try to have photo evidence as soon as possible.
p.s this is NOT the barbarian featured in our logo.

Ugly Children

People always think their children are beautiful even if they are the ugliest things alive

Hello World!

Summer of 2003 arrived a few years late, but it's finally time to start working on the Barbaric Pineapple.